God knows how these blithering idiots managed to live to adulthood, but it seems that a bunch of people over at Freestyle Releasing have picked up 3 Uwe Boll films for US distribution. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Postal and Seed are the titles in question and I, for one, am readily opposed to their release anywhere…ever. Uwe Boll has shit on cinema a few too many times and it gives me great pains to witness his terrible work being successful. Here’s a little bit of advice for you: if you ever find yourself in a situation where you may have to watch, or even just glimpse, part of a Uwe Boll film, take both index fingers and drive them through your eyes and ears. I promise you, it’s the right thing to do.

Source: Rotten Tomatoes via The Hollywood Reporter