September Dawn >> Image Gallery
June 11th, 2007
Set against a backdrop of one of history’s most controversial events, September Dawn tells a fictionalized Romeo and Juliet romance amidst the Mountain Meadows Massacre, a heavily denied and notorious tragedy in which over 100 men, women, and children were killed while traveling in Utah on September 11, 1857. Starring Jon Voight (Enemy of the State, National Treasure), Trent Ford (Gosford Park, The West Wing) and Tamara Hope (Shall We Dance, A Different Loyalty). Anyway, as the title says, here’s a pictures/stills/screen caps gallery for y’all (cowboooys) to enjoy. Read the rest of this entry »
When one of two fireman buddies finds himself in an insurance jam, the two decide to pose as a gay couple, going through a wedding, honeymoon, and series of ridiculous adventures in an attempt to fool the world. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry stars Kevin James (King of Queens, Hitch), Adam Sandler (Billy Madison, 50 First Dates) and Jessica Biel (no movies here, just a comment of approval). Here’s a stills/screen cap/picture gallery - peruse at will! 
A deadly military-developed virus is leaked to the public causing a pandemic and killing everyone and everything, Robert Neville survived, alone. However, unbeknown to him, the rest of the population have been turned into bloodthirsty vampires and, well, you know what kind of awesome action sequences that could provoke! Anyway, I am of course talking about I Am Legend, a film which boasts the most expensive scene of all time ($5m - the scene on Brooklyn bridge) and a rather intriguing storyline. Starring Will Smith (I, Robot, Independence Day), the project went through an unbelievable amount of false starts before getting going and finally, it seems to be pretty much finished and fairly good - thanks to Francis Lawrence. The trailer went live yesterday and can be caught over at 
God knows how these blithering idiots managed to live to adulthood, but it seems that a bunch of people over at Freestyle Releasing have picked up 3 Uwe Boll films for US distribution. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Postal and Seed are the titles in question and I, for one, am readily opposed to their release anywhere…ever. Uwe Boll has shit on cinema a few too many times and it gives me great pains to witness his terrible work being successful. Here’s a little bit of advice for you: if you ever find yourself in a situation where you may have to watch, or even just glimpse, part of a Uwe Boll film, take both index fingers and drive them through your eyes and ears. I promise you, it’s the right thing to do. 
I hadn’t heard so much as a whisper about this film until this morning, maybe it’s because I don’t really care for Paul Giamatti, but nevertheless, a fairly flashy and exciting trailer has officially been released and I feel it’s my duty to inform you of such an event. As far as I can gather, the film is about a guy named Mr. Smith (Clive Owen - Children of Men, Closer) who takes it upon himself to protect a women and her child from a hired hitman (Giamatti) who wants nothing more than to get the job done. What ensues involves guns and violence - fun, fun fun. 
Hong Kong actor Tony Leung Ka-fai (Dumplings, Election) was today convicted of assaulting Chong Pui-kin, a bus driver, after a traffic accident which occurred in 2002. Leung was ordered to pay HK$40,000 (US$5,120) in damages, which is a considerable amount less than the HK$3.2 million ($410,000) that the driver was originally suing for. Despite ruling in Chong Pui-Kin’s favour, the judge described the assault as “grossly exaggerated” - hence the small fine. This isn’t really big news, but I thought it was pretty interesting nonetheless, I’m a big fan of Leung and his work, so it’s nice to see him get off lightly (not that I’m condoning crime). If the judge’s words are anything to go by, he probably just pinched him anyway. 
With the release date of Live Free or Die Hard (a crappy title if you’re asking me) looming, Bruce Willis has already been out and about spreading rumours that a 5th Die Hard movie could be on the horizon. “Fox is already talking about doing another one.” Willis told journalists at a recent press junket “I told them I would only do it if Len (Wiseman) was involved. And Maggie Q. Oh, yeah…And Justin (Long) of course. We couldn’t do it without Justin.” Of course, I’ll have to see Live Free or Die Hard before I can say whether I’m excited by these possibilities, but it’ll have to be bloody good to convince me to keep pumping money into sequels. Oh well, I’ll no doubt end up getting brainwashed by the trailers anyway - I usually do.
On the heels of 2005’s blockbuster The 40-Year-Old Virgin, writer/director Judd Apatow again mines hilarity from the relatably human in a comedy about a one-night stand with unexpected consequences: Knocked Up. Katherine Heigl (Grey’s Anatomy, Roswell) joins Virgin alums Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann for a comic look about the best thing that will ever ruin your best-laid plans: parenthood. Breaking off from the officially written synopsis: here’s a screen cap/stills/images gallery. 
Notorious for scaring audiences with Ringu (The Ring) and Honogurai Mizu no Soko Kara (Dark Water), director Hideo Nakata and producer Taka Ichise are teaming up once again for a new project which is to be partially based on a real Japanese murder case. Current details are rather scarce, but we do know that newcomer Eric Heisserer will pen the screenplay and that 20th Century Fox and Regency Pictures are the companies on board. 
This is a stills gallery for Rob Zombie’s remake of the classic horror flick Halloween. The film pretty much follows the same premise as the original, in which the town of Haddonfield is terrorized by an escaped mental patient named Michael Myers (Tyler Mane - Sabretooth from X-Men) who returns to his peaceful Illinois hometown in order to go on an indiscriminate Halloween killing rampage. Zombie and co hope to rekindle the flames of excitement John Carpenter’s original ignited way back when in 1978, but with a unique spin because they have aimed to present a slightly modified, less familiar Myers to audiences, in a bid to make him scarier. 
