Prince of Persia Trailer Released

Your excitement regarding Prince of Persia is probably directly related to how much video games you play. So basically, if you’re still sitting in your underwear and there’s an empty 2 litre bottle of coke beside you, you either need to wash and go to the fucking store or watch the damn trailer and get all sweaty over Gemma Arteron. She’s the best thing about it. Why wasn’t Quantum of Solace more about her and less focused on the environmentalist freak with the ironic surname? This world makes no sense, I want pizza.

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